Custom Funny Patches
Get ready to stitch in some laughs! Our custom funny patches are made to turn heads and spark smiles, whether you’re rocking sarcastic quotes, goofy faces, or pun-packed designs. From hilarious EMS patches to offbeat novelty ideas, we turn your funniest concepts into high-quality patches that stick around. Perfect for jackets, bags, uniforms, or gifts, your humor, your way.
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Custom Funny Patches Personalization Options
Custom Embroidered Patches
Timeless and durable, embroidered funny patches add depth and vibrancy to your designs.
Custom Leather Patches
Sophisticated and rugged, leather funny patches give a unique, high-end appeal to your items.
Custom Chenille Patches
Soft and textured, chenille funny patches are perfect for playful, eye-catching designs.
Custom PVC Patches
Weather-resistant and sleek, PVC funny patches bring bold designs to life with 3D effects.
Custom Sublimated Patches
Perfect for intricate artwork, sublimated funny patches deliver vibrant, photo-quality details.
Custom Applique Patches
Classic and stylish, applique funny patches use fabric layers to add dimension to your pieces.
Custom Sequin Patches
Add sparkle to your humor with sequin funny patches that shimmer with every move.
Custom Woven Patches
Detailed and professional, woven funny patches capture small text and fine lines beautifully.
Types of Custom Funny Patches
Custom Money Funny Patches
Make your wallet jealous. Our money-themed funny patches mix meme humor with bold style, perfect for jackets, bags, or gifting.
Custom Cute Funny Patches
Cuteness with a twist! These adorable yet cheeky patches are made for those who love combining sarcasm with sweetness.
Custom Butterfly Funny Patches
Pretty with personality. These butterfly-themed patches are colorful, funny, and full of charm, just like your sense of humor.
Custom Cup Funny Patches
Caffeinated comedy, coming right up. Cup-themed patches add a touch of light-hearted energy to your outfit or gear.
Custom Wild Funny Patches
Go a little feral. These wild and weird patches bring animal-inspired humor to life with fire, flair, and funny vibes.
Custom Airship Funny Patches
Blast off into nonsense. Our rocket and space-themed patches are made for adventurers who like their humor a little out of this world.
Custom Funny Patches Backing Options
Iron-On Backing
Easily attach your funny patches with iron-on backing, perfect for quick and durable application.
Sew-On Backing
Secure your patches with sew-on backing for a long-lasting, traditional attachment method.
Velcro Backing
Switch between designs effortlessly with versatile Velcro backing for your funny patches.
Adhesive Backing
Peel and stick! Adhesive backing makes it simple to attach your patches temporarily.
Magnetic Backing
Non-permanent and reusable, magnetic backing offers a unique way to showcase your funny patches.
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How It Works
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Embroidered Patches Options
No Backing
Want it raw and ready for sewing? This classic option gives you a clean back, perfect for permanent stitching onto jackets, bags, or uniforms.
Iron On
Easy and secure. Just apply heat and press, no stitching needed. Great for school patches, casual wear, and DIY custom embroidery.
Adhesive
Stick it and swap it! Peel-and-stick adhesive backing is perfect for temporary patches, like for events, cosplay, or product sampling.
Plastic
Need structure? Plastic backing adds shape and durability, making it ideal for high-detail patches that need to hold form.
Velcro Hook Backing
The go-to for tactical and utility gear. This side features hook-style Velcro to attach to compatible surfaces, great for uniforms and gear patches.
Velcro Loop Backing
This is the soft side, ideal for pairing with the hook side on your gear or apparel. Sew it on, slap it in place, swap it when needed.
Double Velcro Backing
Full flexibility. Comes with both hook and loop sides, giving you everything you need to swap patches fast on jackets, bags, or hats.
Safety Pin
Old school but effective. This backing includes a built-in pin to attach your custom patch to almost anything, instantly.
Merrowed border
Merrowed borders, named for the brand of sewing machine that creates them, produce the classic raised borders that are an industry standard. It adds a touch of elegance to clean, simple designs.
Heat cut Border
Hot cut patches, unlike standard rounded edge patches, feature sharp, detailed edges. This option is ideal if your patches have fine details and intricate design features.
Laser Cut Border
There is no sewn border on these patches, and it dependes on the look and feel you want them to have.
Frequently Asked Questions
Custom funny patches are quirky, personalized patches that feature hilarious designs, clever text, or meme-inspired art, perfect for standing out and getting a laugh.
Absolutely. Just send us your doodle, joke, or concept and we’ll turn it into a one-of-a-kind custom funny patch that screams you.
We use durable, high-quality materials like twill, felt, and polyester threads to keep the colors bold and the laughs coming, patch after patch.
Pick from iron-on, sew-on, velcro, or adhesive backing options, depending on how you plan to rock your patch.
Yep, they’re made to last. Whether you slap them on your bag, jacket, or jeans, our funny patches hold up through wear, wash, and weekend adventures.
Yes! Whether you’re stocking up for an event, club, or brand drop, we’ve got you covered with bulk pricing and custom options.
Most orders ship out within 7–10 business days after design approval. Want it quicker? Let us know, we offer rush production too!
